All pants / shorts are available in mens and ladies sizes and are as soft as a baby koala's belly.
75% Cotton, 20 % Linen, 5% Baby Koala
Legends Workout Shorts - $39.95
Azrael crafted his talent through years of blood, sweat and bourbon. You can now try and emulate his greatness during your own workouts!
Goerengasmic Sweat Pants - $49.95
Who needs a pair of pants that say "Juicy" or "Flirt" or "Jailbait" when you can be "Goerengasmic"?
Das Megastar Workout Shorts - $39.95
Azrael Über Alles! Celebrate our Megastar's German heritage without committing hate crimes.
Skull and Crossflags - $49.95
Hey You! Goeren fan! Do you have a thing for pirates? How about poison? Maybe you've got a flag fetish? Then have we got a pair of pants for you!